You know you a Mom if...18 things

1.You need caffeine to get through the day.

2. You are a pretty good cook.

3. You have impeccable packing skills. You Make shit FIT!

4. You don't need eight hours of sleep every night.

5. Your voice can calm the crankiest child.

6. You prefer cuddling on the couch to hitting the clubs.

7. You are so strong physically and mentally.

8. You do more in seven minutes than most people do all    day.

9. Happy hour has become the 60 minutes between your kids going 

to bed and you going to bed.

10. A night of drinking requires more recovery time than minor surgery.

11. Going to the grocery store by yourself is a vacation. ღ

12. You think of physical pain on three levels: pain, excruciating pain and stepping on a Lego.

13. You'd rather have a 103 degree fever than watch one of your kids suffer with it.

14.You'd rather go to sleep than have sex.

15. You lock yourself in the bathroom and pretend to have diarrhea just to get a break.

16. You have a secret chocolate stash because frankly, you're sick of sharing.

17. you've ever crawled under a crib at 2 a.m. searching for a pacifier like your life depended on it.?

18. you don't even shut the door to go to the bathroom.

Aloha Lisa 



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